|Maya |23| Seattle| If I see a dog I will stop what I'm doing and try to pet it. I'm a slut for Chanyeol. Certified minion hate blog. Yeehaw baby.
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
lots of people seem to forget strikes are SUPPOSED TO negatively impact the economy and inconvenience people. that’s how you force the company to give into your demands. it’s hitting them where it hurts hardest–their profit.
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Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
Houses Georg is here to explain the housing crisis I guess
Being on tumblr is difficult sometimes because I can’t make a post saying boiled eggs are good. I have to say where’s the inventor of boiled eggs so I can suck him silly
(via rachkin)
Me, leaving my friend’s apartment with his load tightly clenched in my ass to go get a DNA test done to see if his questionable girlfriend really is pregnant with his child:
(via rachkin)